Loving you is one of the things in life I know i do perfectly,, You are my everything, I love you baby.
- TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN :D

“Who’s that?” “What are they doing?” “What’s happening?”; “Shut up and watch the movie”..

Girl: I want a responsible man as a husband.
Man: That s me! Whenever anyone in my neighborhood gets pregnant, they say I am responsible!

Even if you are a mass murderer, International rogue,and children Abductor,People Will Still bless you "continue to be who you are" in your birthday.

Newton’s law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money.

Newton’s law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money.

thinks that facebook should change the status question from “what’s on your mind?” to “what’s your problem today?”

Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.

I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens :)

When I say ‘it’s a long story’, it doesn’t mean it’s actually a long story. It means I just don’t want to tell you.

Tip to reduce weight, first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.

That moment when the Teacher says, "Those who aren t interested can leave the class"

But Still you can t leave the classroom..

Years of education , solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.

Bhagwan ji agar sun rhe ho toh, ek question poochna tha... . .

Mere liye bhi koi Awwww krne wali bnayi h ya bhool gaye... :]Y

It’s raining, It’s pouring. Facebook is boring. I’m bored to death, I’m going to bed, hopefully we’ll meet in the morning!