My little sister`s password for the Disney website is "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto" i asked her why, she said "They told me to use 4 characters"

My mother texted me `What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?` I answered: `I dont know, love u, talk to u later.` Mother: `Ok, I`ll ask your sister`

WHEN YOUR MOM YELLS YOUR NAME: You: YES?!?! ....*Silence*... You: YEAH!?!?! ....*Silence*.... You: UGHHH! *Gets up and sees what she wants*

I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you ………… “Pay The bill”

If you didn t see it with your own eyes or hear it with your own ears, don t invent it with your small mind & share it with your big mouth.

I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you ………… “Pay The bill”

Our parents taught us the meaning of APPLE and BLACKBERRY .
Now we are teaching them the features of APPLE and BLACKBERRY .. :D

A police man came up to me with a sniffer dog & said, "This dog tells me you`re on drugs." "I`m on drugs?! You`re the one talking to dogs!"

Most people have 5 sense and some people have 6 sense....
but my FRIENDS ARE blessed with an extra 7th senses .. Non-Sense... :P

Admit it .. at some point in your life you have tried to close the fridge slowly to see when and how the light inside the fridge goes off :P

Smtimes its better to bunk the class instead of attending it Cause today wen I look back, my marks never make me laugh but mmories d…

Most people have 5 sense and some people have 6 sense....
but my neighbour is blessed with an extra 7th senses .. Non-Sense... :P

The tragedy when you have more than 400 contacts saved in your phone and not a single phone number you can dial when you feeling lonely... :(

I must have an amazing Butt because every time I finish talking to someone & turn around to walk away, I hear them whisper, "What an Ass!" :p

My graduation speech:"First, I d like to thank Google. Secondly, I d like to thank copy and paste. Thirdly I d like to thank the creators. :p