after much thought The reason women don t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public... :D

I wonder why guys mistreat and disrespect women. But then expect life to hand them a good woman when they re ready to settle down?!

You can look at some people and instantly know they’re only going to get two awards in life, a birth and a death certificate.

When we are bored we get on Facebook, then we get bored on Facebook so we get off then 15 min later back on. its an endless cycle..

If you pay more attention to the words of girl s favorite songs, you ll find out everything she s too afraid to say... :-) ♥

0ne second iz enough to Fall in Gutterr..Owhhh....sooolllllllllyyyyyyy
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I mean Love....:-P :D

Do you know the difference between a lady and a woman? A lady does what she’s told and a woman does what she dam well pleases!

Dear therapist, I might actually come see you if your job title didn`t spell out “the rapist” Sincerely, not lying down.

We Live in Generation where..
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"Deleting History is more important than Creating History" :-D

Good friends will bail you out of jail. Best friends will be sitting in the cell with you, laughing about how awesome that just was.

My boss said to me today.. You ve been late five days this week... Do you know what that means? I said, I certainly do, it s Friday!

Good friends will bail you out of jail. Best friends will be sitting in the cell with you, laughing about how awesome that just was.

We Live in Generation where..
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"Deleting History is more important than Creating History" :-D

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

Dear eyelashes, wishbones, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles. What happened to my wishes? Sincerely, still waiting.