ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You re next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Do you remember the old saying, “if someone is mean to you, kill em’ with kindness?” How long does it take for the “killing” part to take effect?

TWILIGHT: Happy Bella- •_• Sad Bella- •_• Excited Bella- •_• Angry Bella- •_• Shocked Bella- •_• Confused Bella- •_•

Please don’t say you just had a newborn baby. If you say you just had a baby, the newborn part is assumed. Nobody thinks you just pushed a 12 year old out of your crotch.

Beauty isn t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear.
But what we are inside....
So, Try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration! :p

At an Indian Railway Station, an American Doctor got a heart attack after reading the name of a book titled " HOW TO BECOME A DOCTOR IN 30 DAYS ?"
M.R.P. Rs.20/- only.

Best quote said by a Nursery Student:
I Love to walk in the Rain ...
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Bcoz Nobody can see I am doing pee in my Chaddi (Diaper) :p

do u ever want to grab someone in your class

and pull their face close while staring at them in the eyes then whisper

shut the fuck up

If Facebook is like dating, then Twitter is like a one night stand – it’s fun while you’re doing it, you finish in like 5 minutes, and you feel real cheap afterwards.

Read The Folowing: 1:You are now reading this thing correct. 2:you just said yes to your self. 3:Now you are breathing manually 5:you just noticed i skipped #4 6;post or i will get you.

If you are really "friends" with that many people on facebook, why are you alone standing in front of a mirror taking a picture of yourself? Cant you get one of your 987 friends to take it? :p

Husband and wife had a fight, wife called up her mum and said, he fought with me again, I am coming to live with you. Mum said, no darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.

VERY FUNNY We are not addicted to the FacebooK.
WE only use it when we have time:
lunch time, break time, off time, no time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. lol :o)

As is usual in India, people might name a road after Rahul Dravid as in “Rahul Dravid Marg”.
But the Americans have already named a road after him a century ago “THE WALL STREET