Next time you re on an elevator with four or more strangers, You should turn around and say, "I m sure you re wondering why I ve gathered you all here."

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it s wide use three fingers
make sure it s wet and rub up and down. Yep that s how you wash a cup

A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

99.9% Girls fail to give the answer of this Question
and now its your turn
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Whats Your Cell Number? :p

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up

Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Then why do people get heart attack when they are tensed and why people get mad when they are in love?

The First BEER/WHISKEY/CIGARETTE of every Man s life was not bought by his own MONEY...Some Idiot would have said, "Chill Out! Dude!!! ...Take It once." :p

That annoying moment when you’re about to sneeze but then someone says ‘bless you’ & it goes away, but you still have the tingly feeling.

Fact1: You can not touch
Your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside ..So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

Boys, if you don’t look like calvin klein models, don’t expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association) :)

Girls spend the first 10 years of their lifes playing with barbies ,

The next 10 years of their lifes they try to look like one ;) :P

I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of Facebook chat. Its nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just dont want to talk. :

Best "W T F...!" Moment....
When Saving a File named "dflgjkhsbdz" on Computer & Still getting the Error-
"File name already exists!!"

Asshole meets good girl → Fucks her over → She turns into a bitch → She meets a good guy → Fucks him over → He turns into an asshole!