Morning Routine: 1. Wake Up 2. Check phone for messages 3. Check Facebook for any notifications

Please do not like my status.

Log Out is the hardest button to press

Just deleted 10 friends - Are you next??

If you have a problem, face it..don t facebook it! ;)

EVERYBODY`s online ,except the one u actually want :(

facebook needs a wtf button!

Please do not like my status.

I SAW YOUR COMMENT BEFORE YOU DELETED IT.

Facebook REALLY needs a `No one cares` button

Texting + Facebook= Textbook. So I`m studying.

Where there is a will, there are 100 relatives.

Without you, I`m like... Status Update without Likes

Its funny when i see people liking their own comments

you don`t have to like me. I`m not a facebook status.. :)