Morning Routine: 1. Wake Up 2. Check phone for messages 3. Check Facebook for any notifications

Please do not like my status.

Just deleted 10 friends - Are you next??

Log Out is the hardest button to press

EVERYBODY`s online ,except the one u actually want :(

If you have a problem, face it..don t facebook it! ;)

facebook needs a wtf button!

Please do not like my status.

I SAW YOUR COMMENT BEFORE YOU DELETED IT.

Facebook REALLY needs a `No one cares` button

Texting + Facebook= Textbook. So I`m studying.

Where there is a will, there are 100 relatives.

Without you, I`m like... Status Update without Likes

Its funny when i see people liking their own comments

you don`t have to like me. I`m not a facebook status.. :)