I`m in love with your statuses. You always make me smile :)

Inbox (1) makes me happy... Notifications (1000000) does not.

acebook is boring when the person you want to be online is not

Does anybody know how can I send an enemy request on Facebook?

39 mutual friends and still don`t know who this person is (WTF)

Nothing permanent in this world
Not even our troubles

Before Facebook, I never realized so many people had birthdays...

I hates studying for exams, Is there any fb APPLICATION for that?

No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on facebook

The Awkward moment when you get no likes so you delete your post :

One man s FB crush is probably another man s nagging girlfriend. :p

I like walking in the rain
Because nobody can see my tea

1 friend request, 0 mutual friends, WTF?! how did you find me???? o.O

Thanks Facebook, now I don`t know who actually remembered my birthday!

Choose your friends carefully. They are the ones who tag you in photos.