Be close with someone
Who makes you happy
But be closer with someone Who cant be happy without you

That awkward moment when someone comments on a really old picture and you realize they were probably stalking your page.

I was at a restaurant last night and I thought I saw a family praying at the table. It turned out they were only texting. :p

World population rank → 1) China. 2) India. 3) Facebook. 4) United States of America. 5) Indonesia. 6) Brazil. 7) Twitter.

Bored? Update your Facebook to "in a relationship" with someone you ve
never met just to see if they ll confirm. :p

That awkward moment when you want to b frnd the best account on Facebook and realize you can t send frnd rqst your own account.

If u feel a bit lonely, 4gotten or just need someone to cheer you up remember....you can always change your birthday on facebook.

I m going to create a Facebook account named "No one." Then I will like people s status so that it will say, "No one likes this."

Want to make money through facebook...??? . . . ... Go to Account >Account Settings > Deactivate your account . . . & go to work :)

Honest relations are just like Water
no colour no shape No place no taste
but still Very important for life

May you share love and laughter
With family and good friends
And may the lord be ever present To keep you safe

Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status
... After 3 it should default to "Unstable "

If facebook were to crash, America would be full of people walking around towns across the country, talking to walls and poking people...

Read an epic line outside a building:

In case of a fire accident... exit building BEFORE facebooking about it! :P

If you love someone,just tell them.or get drunk and like a whole bunch of their stuff on Facebook in a short period of time.....same thing :p