Log into facebook, look at notifications, talk to friends, scroll down the newsfeed, stalk Profiles & log out.

There`s a thin line between "I should make a status about that" and "I should talk to a therapist about that."

I like those birthday reminders on Facebook because occasionally they remind me of the friends I need to delete.

Facebook keeps chopping, changing, updating and overcomplicating yet they can t add a simple "dislike" button !!

That awkward moment when you say ‘Hey’ to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later they sign out..

Facebook will be much more interesting if only they let you decide which part of the body you wanna Poke.......!!

If you friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you’re a transformer.

If your relationship status says, "It`s complicated" you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single" :)

Facebook always asks me "What`s on your mind?", .. .. and most of the times, I just copy & paste from others mind..

The awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on facebook and you look like you’re talking to yourself.

Whenever a Facebook friend shares bad news, I try to cheer them up by hitting the "like" button and commenting "Lmao!"

Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to Unstable.

"Hey, i`ll be back in 5 minutes..."

In case I`m not... Just read the above sentence again." :)

I’m a Facebook addict. Click like if you’re one too! Let’s see how many Facebook addicts we have here.

That awkward moment when someone comments on a really old picture and you realize they were probably stalking your page.