Don`t flatter yourself, I sent a friend request not a marriage proposal.
Don`t flatter yourself, I sent a friend request not a marriage proposal.
Stealing other people’s statuses on Facebook is called a Facelift.
Looking at people`s mutual friends and saying "OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW THEM"
Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture :)
Don`t you hate it when...a really hot girl on Facebook has only picture!!!
News Flash* cure found for Facebook addiction press "Alt + f4" for answer"
When. someone. types. like. this. I. mentally. stop. at. the. intervals. :)
That akward moment when someone you really hate send you a friend request..
I don`t know you but, Facebook says its your birthday so..HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :)
When I die, i`m gonna have a "like" and "dislike" button on my gravestone :)
You can never really say what s on your mind when your family is on Facebook.
Good Girls are like facebook usernames, the ones we like are already taken!! :P
Dear whoever reads this status, SMILE cause you are Beautiful, Sincerely, me. (:
"I look so ugly" Then why did you upload 120 pictures in an album called... "Me``
That awkward moment when two people start a conversation on your facebook status.