Don`t flatter yourself, I sent a friend request not a marriage proposal.

Stealing other people’s statuses on Facebook is called a Facelift.

Looking at people`s mutual friends and saying "OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW THEM"

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture :)

Don`t you hate it when...a really hot girl on Facebook has only picture!!!

News Flash* cure found for Facebook addiction press "Alt + f4" for answer"

When. someone. types. like. this. I. mentally. stop. at. the. intervals. :)

That akward moment when someone you really hate send you a friend request..

I don`t know you but, Facebook says its your birthday so..HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :)

When I die, i`m gonna have a "like" and "dislike" button on my gravestone :)

You can never really say what s on your mind when your family is on Facebook.

Good Girls are like facebook usernames, the ones we like are already taken!! :P

Dear whoever reads this status, SMILE cause you are Beautiful, Sincerely, me. (:

"I look so ugly" Then why did you upload 120 pictures in an album called... "Me``

That awkward moment when two people start a conversation on your facebook status.