I like sleeping because it’s like being dead, without the commitment.

like this if you like to like things

Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.


Everybody is beautiful to somebody.

If APPLE made a car, would it have windows?

It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

My life is open book but i don’t allow everyone to read it.

I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination…

The best nicknames are usually the ones people don’t know they have.


Its not illegal unless you get caught.

Facebook: where stalking people is OK.

My attitude is based on how you treat me!

Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.