My life is open book but i don’t allow everyone to read it.

I like sleeping because it’s like being dead, without the commitment.

like this if you like to like things

Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.

LIFE – LOVE = ZERO

Everybody is beautiful to somebody.

If APPLE made a car, would it have windows?

Can you see yourself the way others see you?

It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..

I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination…

The best nicknames are usually the ones people don’t know they have.

LIFE – LOVE = ZERO

Its not illegal unless you get caught.

Facebook: where stalking people is OK.