I like sleeping because it’s like being dead, without the commitment.

like this if you like to like things

Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.

LIFE – LOVE = ZERO

Everybody is beautiful to somebody.

If APPLE made a car, would it have windows?

It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination…

The best nicknames are usually the ones people don’t know they have.

LIFE – LOVE = ZERO

Its not illegal unless you get caught.

Facebook: where stalking people is OK.

My attitude is based on how you treat me!

Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.

I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?