Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.

The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.

I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.

My first name and your last name would sound great together.

I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.

Sometimes people try way so hard to sound clever on Facebook.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….

I have to admit, God was just showing off when he created me.

I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.

Sometimes people try way so hard to sound clever on Facebook.

Sometimes people try way so hard to sound clever on Facebook.

Can you stop being so attractive? I`m trying to move on here..

An empty web browsing history is a sure sign of pure guilt. ;)

My Girl = My Life …. Touch Her = Your Last Day On Earth

My heart is in the right place, I know, because I hid it there.