You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

"ughh I`m so full".."who wants dessert?".."MEEE!!!"

"Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah""Ok then i`m coming."

Accomplishing things before the microwave hits 00:00.

LIKE if you can`t tell the difference between coke & pepsi.

The first sip of a hot beverage is always the scariest sip.

I`m not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat... :D

Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.

When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.

thinks chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.

You can`t buy happiness.but you can buy ice cream,which is kinda the same thing (;

Mom, can we go to McDonalds?" "there`s food in the fridge." "That`s not what I asked..

I`m not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. Story of every person`s life.

Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell!