When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone`s profile, we`re all screwed.

Facebook; the only place where I can be married to my best friend, and have more than 20 siblings.

Who’s that sexy beast…………..oh I clicked on my own profile again!!

CAUTION: This status will self-destruct in 10 seconds. The only way to stop it is by LIKEing it! :D

I hate when I look horrible in a group picture and the person that looks good refuses to delete it.

The awkward moment when you put a new profile picture on facebook, and someone likes your old one...

If you don t like my posts, please write your complain on a piece of paper, and shove it up your ass.

Urgent facebook has a new problem
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The Button "like" is not working " Try it"

Is it just me, or does having family members as friends on Facebook limit the things that you can say.

The awkward moment when you get more likes than a person who has tried to insult you in their Status. :p

I hate it when i look horrible in group picture and
the one looks good refuses to delete it..

YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don t know.

I unfriend people on Facebook on their birthday because that s when I realize I don t know who they are... :p

That awkward moment when someone you don`t know adds you on facebook and they message you asking who you are.