Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.

I look at people sometimes and think …. Really?? That’s the sperm that won :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"..."aww u remembered my birthday?"..."ofcourse!, LOL Facebook told me!" :D

Typing "HAHA" even when there`s nothing funny just to keep the conversation not too serious.

Sometimes clicking the "Like" button, is all you need to do to show someone that you care. :-)

*you have 1 notification* Me:"excited" clicks *Someone has sent you request in a game *Me: =.=

All of our dreams can come true if we learn to log out of Facebook at Night and go to sleep! :p

I Liked your Status and now 25 notifications later........I`m hating me for Liking your status!

We should put together, My Space, Facebook, Youtube, Twitter...and call it: My Face You Twitt !

Dear Facebook, I can`t believe you still haven`t gotten that dislike button. Sincerely, YouTube.

Dear Facebookr, Thank you for killing my cell-phone battery on a daily basis. Sincerely Everyone

When you take an amazing picture you automatically think: "That will be my new profile picture".

The first and last person to LIKE this status are the sexiest people in the whole wide world! :)

Only 1% girls become wives of their lovers. The remaining 99% become their Facebook passwords! :P

Liking your own status is like, calling your cell phone from your house phone to talk to yourself.