Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.
Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.
I look at people sometimes and think …. Really?? That’s the sperm that won :)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"..."aww u remembered my birthday?"..."ofcourse!, LOL Facebook told me!" :D
Typing "HAHA" even when there`s nothing funny just to keep the conversation not too serious.
Sometimes clicking the "Like" button, is all you need to do to show someone that you care. :-)
*you have 1 notification* Me:"excited" clicks *Someone has sent you request in a game *Me: =.=
All of our dreams can come true if we learn to log out of Facebook at Night and go to sleep! :p
I Liked your Status and now 25 notifications later........I`m hating me for Liking your status!
We should put together, My Space, Facebook, Youtube, Twitter...and call it: My Face You Twitt !
Dear Facebook, I can`t believe you still haven`t gotten that dislike button. Sincerely, YouTube.
Dear Facebookr, Thank you for killing my cell-phone battery on a daily basis. Sincerely Everyone
When you take an amazing picture you automatically think: "That will be my new profile picture".
The first and last person to LIKE this status are the sexiest people in the whole wide world! :)
Only 1% girls become wives of their lovers. The remaining 99% become their Facebook passwords! :P
Liking your own status is like, calling your cell phone from your house phone to talk to yourself.