Newton s 5th Law (Exam Law): "Performance Of Boys In The Exam Decreases When The Number Of Girls In The Exam Hall Increases."

U r said 2 b stupid when u visit an ice cream parlour instead of a chemist when ur girlfriend says i love chocolate flavou

When i m angry , I listen to _Metallica When i m relaxed, I listen to _ Classics But when i m asleep , I listen to my organs!

Nerd Wedding: Instead of Bride and Groom saying “I do,” they say, “I accept the Terms and Conditions.”

Whenever I see a couple sharing the same Facebook account, I feel like saying to them, alright which one of you had an affair.

In India,the most common solution to any kind of Mobile problem would be..
"Switch off kar k On kar thik ho jaega"

Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don t know what they want until they see it.

I m thinking about thinking but I don t know what to think about so I think I should just stop thinking before i think to much!

Me: This movie isn t even scary.
Girlfriend: Its based on a true story!
Me: OMG that s some scary shit.

1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands,7 seas, over 6 billion people, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.

You sent friend request , I accepted , We talked , We liked , We dated , We got commited , I loved , You cheated , I deleted :P

DEAR WEATHER
don t be so Romantic plzz

Your s sincerely
Some 1 Single :p :D :D

Katy Perry: Blue hair. Nicki Minaj: Pink hair. Rihanna: Red hair. Lady Gaga: Green hair. Beyonce: Black hair. THE POWER RANGERS

That awkward moment when you`re watching Home Alone 2 wondering how child services haven`t taken him away from his parents yet.

I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don`t want to start any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?