GUYS: if you really care about her, you will make time for her. It s not hard to pick up a phone and send a text message.

"You ask." "No, you ask!" "Will you please ask?" "Why can`t you ask?" "Fine... Hey my FRIEND wants to ask you something!"

Dear parents, knocking WHILE you open the door to my bedroom kinda defeats the purpose of knocking. Sincerely, teenagers.

From a girls point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a guys point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.

A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper:
For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake..

I wanna kiss the most cute person of the world….but
My lips can’t touch my cheeks How sad. :( :p

A great way to mess with someone s head is to not return any of their texts, but "like" everything they post on facebook!

Why do single women take advice from other single women? That s like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Secrets Of Pizza, Pasta,Burger, French Fries:
"Few moments on your Lips,
Forever on your Hips.":p

I hate when I m admiring my good looks from a car s window reflection and the people inside think I m staring at them. :p

Mom: you re all dressed up, where are you going?
Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture. :P

If I share my food with you, its either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don t want it.. :P

There should be a limit on the number of frogs you have to kiss before you find your prince. Too many frogs are having fun

Why do people in horror movies yell out "Hello?" as if gonna killer s gonna say "Yeah I m in the kitchen want a sandwich?"

Why do men fart more often than women? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure. :p