I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face. . .:p

"It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn t take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.":)

My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.

Awkward: Your cell phone going off full volume at a funeral. Even more awkward: Your ringtone being, "I Will Survive"

My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.

A husband to his wife, "No, I don t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."

It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.

I named my wifi "Free Wifi" once , And the password was "BitchPlease !" , It became such a successful internal joke !

When I see your face I think... "Dude, I need to give your parents some protections so THAT doesn t happen again!" :p

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I ll be there in 5 minutes.

Our language is called the mother tongue
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because the father never gets a chance to Speak.!:p

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Agar paisa hath ka mail hai to mera bus yahi kahna hai ki mere parents ne mujhe bachpan se hi kafi safai me rakha hai !

The angry moment when you plug your charger into your phone but you realize hours later your charger wasn t plugged in.