“There s no half-singing in the shower, you re either a rock star or an opera diva.” Josh Groban quotes

If A Couple in Love are called Love Birds, then a couple who`ve fought with each other should be called Angry Birds.

Sometimes, when I feel like nobody understands me, it helps to think of you! Nobody understands you either. -Unknown

God made us all different. But when he got to China he
thought ...Fuck it. Copy, paste, copy, paste.....

I noticed that my friends status said, "Stood on the edge of a cliff. About to jump".
So I poked him. :D

When I’m in the car and a sad song turns on my iPod, I stare out the window and act like I’m in a movie.

I have a friend with one eye. He’s pretty cool about it. Instead of “:D” he sends “.D”

If A Couple in Love are called Love Birds, then a couple who`ve fought with each other should be called Angry Birds.

Have you ever laughed so hard that no sound comes out and you sit there clapping your hands like a retarded seal? :P

That moment when you close your eyes to apply shampoo and you get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower.

If you have paper, you don t have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don t have paper?? If you have both, no one calls.

If you have paper, you don t have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don t have paper?? If you have both, no one calls.

Dear Weather, Please stop being so romantic. We don t have girlfriends, we have wives! Sincerely, All Husbands... :p

Relationship Status: ( ) Single ( ) In a Relationship ( ) Married ( ) Engaged ( ) Divorced (X) Waitingfor a miracle.

That awkward moment when you come into the class late and everyone stares at you like you ve just killed someone.. =