Things I do when I have to study:
1% = Study.
99% = Tell people I have to study. :D :D

GaL : I Am tHe qUeEn oF HoTtIeS !! ,
BoY : YeAh !! EvEn yOuR BrAiN HaS MeLtEd dUe tO OvErHeAt :) ;)

Obama supports are like Christmas lights. Half of them dont work and the other half that does isnt very bright!

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

The difference between being anonymous and being fake is similar to between hiding the truth and telling a lie.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own. :)

Mum: Where are you going dressed like that?
Daughter: To the bathroom I need a new profile picture.

Maths and women are the two most complicated things in this World.
BUT... Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC

Lary is wondering if they could invent a self cleaning oven, why can’t they invent a self cleaning house?

90% of women don’t like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don’t like women.

Do you know why a previous relationship is called EX? It`s not the term for the past. EX is short for EXpired..

I m not judgmental, so when I see a person driving slow in the fast lane, I never assume what gender she is. xP

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other. :p