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I ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger. : )

I know the door to your heart belongs to another,
but I think I can slip in through the window.

For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember thats where the knives are kept. :)

Guys insult each other and don’t mean it. Girls compliment each other and don’t mean it either.

Our generation
doesn t ring the doorbell...we
text or call to say we re outside..;)

My mom thinks my friends are bad influences. But honestly, I m usually the one coming up with the ideas. :p

Our generation
doesn t ring the doorbell...we
text or call to say we re outside..;)

What i if told you...
you the read first line wrong...
same with the second.. ;) :p

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

The money is a nice bonus, but the real joy in robbing banks is watching the tellers move quickly for once.

What i if told you...
you the read first line wrong...
same with the second.. ;) :p

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.