Me: Eats 4 slices of pizza.
Me: I m so full.
Me: Eats another 4 slices of pizza.

It s really hard to see people change.... Especially, when they change their clothes in front of you. :p

I don t understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle o_o

Today Is National Animal s Day, So
Please Take A Minute & Remember
Your Ex...!!!

If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

The awkward moment when you`re reading someone`s shirt and it looks like you`re staring at their boobs...

When Somewun tells yhuu to xpect the unxpected, Slap em in there face and ask them " Did you xpect that..

Dear Girls, It s impossible to think that all guys are the same.. You haven t met every guy out there! :p

Scientists say the world is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons...They forgot to mention Morons...

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we ll be the happiest couple.

When I drink alcohol.. everyone says I m alcoholic. But.. When I drink Fanta.. no one says I m fantastic.

If you don t do anything stupid when you re young, you won t remember something funny when you re old. =)

For a GIRL who says all MEN are the SAME should be asked
who told HER to try ALL OF THEM.. ;)

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Turning into a ninja when you hear your parents pull up in the driveway and you haven t done your chores.