That awkward moment when you are wearing fastrack accesories & you are finding it difficult to move on

The movie ABCD should have been named YBCD coz i clearly heard PrabhuDeva saying "Yeni Body Can Dance".

Weekends remind me of rainbows. They look good from far way, but when you get up close, they disappear.

When it comes to fighting let`s just say I have lightning-like reflexes…. I hit the ground fast.

Dear Boys, saying the phrase "I m not like other guys" makes you sound like every Guy that says it ! :p

I never get mad when i see my ex with someone else because i was always taught to recycle my old trash.

Man i hate watching something personally and then parents come and busts me out... u know what i mean..

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

That awkward moment when your dentist keeps asking you questions while their hands are in your mouth...

You Don t Know Something? Google It. You Don t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can t Find Something? Mom!

That Awkward Moment when you change your Facebook status to “single” and your ex `Likes` it.

That annoying moment when you`re talking, then interrupted & can`t remember what you were talking about.

The awkward moment when u see someone s face and realise THIS is the Reason why Condoms were Invented :P

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you re ugly too ..

Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.