People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at Gym.

In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!!!

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at Gym.

When someone adds me as a friend on Facebook, the first thing I do is go through all their pictures.

Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

If people winked in real life as much as they wink in text, this world would be a very creepy place.

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at jym.

In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!!!

Accidentally making eye contact with that certain someone, then awkwardly pretending you didn t.. :)

My attitude in exams, they give me questions I don t know, I give them answers they don t know. o_o

Dear Hair, if you`d cooperate, we wouldn`t have to do this the hard way. Sincerely, Hot straightener.

That awkward moment when you re trying to end a conversation and the other person won t stop talking.

I love Pandas, they`re so chill. They`re like "Dude, racism is stupid. I`m White, Black, and Asian...

Even if you live your life as a open book, people will still wonder which pages have secret messages.

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they re gone