wishes diet burgers, diet pizzas and diet fries existed!! The world would be a whole lot better :p

Funny Homeless Sign: Why live in a $100k home when I can live under a three million dollar bridge?

That awkward moment when you wait for a text but then you realize you`re the one who didn`t reply.

A Father is a man with pictures in his wallet, where he used to keep his money when he was single.

I do it because i can, I can because I want to, I want to
because you said I couldn t.

At times I feel that waiting for the right person in life is like waiting for boat at the airport.

ThEy sAy: "sLeEp iS GoOd fOr tHe bRaIn" ,
tHeN WhY ThE HeLl iSn t iT AlLoWeD In cLaSs

Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make a bad person.

I just burnt my tongue on my food, it made me realise it s the ones we love that hurt us the most.

Dear Autocorrect, stop trying to correct every single thing I say you stupid piece of shut. Can t.

I believe there should be a better way to start each day...instead of waking up every morning.....

ThE SoUnD Of uR KiSs iS NoT So lOuD As tHaT Of a cAnNoN , BuT ItS EcHo lAsTs a gReAt dEaL LoNgEr ;)

Dear Mom, My room was clean, but then i had to decide what to wear... Sincerely, Your loving child.

That Awkward Moment when you say "Goodbye!" to someone but you both walk off in the same direction.

The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.