Girls work on their looks but not their minds b’coz they know boys are stupid, not blind.

What is with these female Cyclone Names? Kyun Tabahi sirf aurtein hi machati hain kya? How Sad?

OMG! This actually works!
1. Hold your breath for 10 mins.
2. Die... :p

I enjoy when people show attitude to me bcoz it shows that they need an attitude to impress me!

Remember that person you thought you couldn t live without? Well, look at you, living and shit.

Hey fat bitches, there s this new lipstick that makes you lose weight. It s called, super glue.

Lazy Rule #1940195729471014235549: you re so lazy you didn t even finish reading the number. :P

Girls work on their looks but not their minds b’coz they know boys are stupid, not blind.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

Boy: Is your name Google?, Girl: NO!!... Why? , Boy: cuz u got everything I am searching for :P

I was watching a tutorial on youtube about how to sleep but it was so boring that I fell asleep

I hate it when.. You sit down in shorts and BAM! your thighs are instantly 3759836 times larger.

Definition of a Happy Couple :
He does what SHE wants and She does what SHE wants :P

World Population Rank: 1.China 2.India 3.Facebook 4.USA 5.MySpace 6.Indonesia 7.Brazil 8.Twitte

You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.