Question of the Day: When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter?

I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won :)

It used to be, “Can I have your number”? Now it’s, Do you have Facebook..

When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…

What is Ultra laziness. ??
"Sleeping and dreaming. "and "In dream also sleeping

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

When people don t laugh at my jokes I just assume that they re not up to my level of comedy.

Some people come into your life to make you fall in love with songs you had no idea existed.

When people don t laugh at my jokes I just assume that they re not up to my level of comedy.

Parents call it “talking back”, we call it “answering your question”

The question I have not been able to answer is “What… does a woman want?”

Checking your phone when someone is talking to you is a modern way of showing disrespect..!!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!