Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.

That awkward moment when all the seats are taken and
everybody is staring at you.

I am proud of myself. I finished the puzzle in just 6 months while the box said 2 to 4 years.

Wow! you re really cute from far away.... I think a long distance relationship could work. :p

When i die don’t write “R.I.P” on my grave… write “B.R.B”

The walk of shame at the store when you have to put something back because your mom says "no."

That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.

You never realize how weird your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I hate it when i ask "how are you?" just to be polite and end up getting a fucking life story.

When you are on 1% battery anyone who sends a text message or calling you, becomes your enemy.

Empty Pockets teaches million things in life..."But,"Full Pockets spoil s U in million ways...

Dear Ceiling Fan, If you could hold my weight, i would never be bored again. Sincerely, Bored.

The awkard moment:
When someone asks you what s wrong? When they re the problem :

"Having a dog is like having a kid." "Really? How much have you saved for your dog s college?"

A north indian marriage is incomplete untill band wala s play "ye desh hai veer jawanon ka" :D