I love it when teachers say
you think its funny ?
Obviously it is.

Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed - Is only because of the shampoo

Dear Boys, Don t keep a Girl Guessing too long, she s sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Intelligence is like an underwear. You should always have it but you don t need to show it :P

I hate when my friends look great in large size clothes... and I always look like a bean bag.

That sad moment when you fall in love with a shirt, check the price tag and slowly walk away.

If "Da Vinci Code" has been written by punjabi author then its name would be "Vinci Da Code"!

Lies Told In Texts – I`m almost there. (When you actually haven`t even left the house.)

Math problems are the only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why.

I don t care how old I am, whenever I see a bubble, I will hunt the bastard down and kill it.

Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist :P

Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist :P

The only piece of ass you re ever gonna get is when your hands slip through the toilet paper.

What is the diffrent between a girl and a phone...
You can put a phone on silent.

Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken, and the only ones left are handicapped.