I did in bed... I did it on the couch... I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession. :)

The awkward moment when someone you like talks to you and all you can do is smile like an idiot.

That moment when you get a sweet text & you just sit there smiling at your screen like a weirdo.

I had my DNA analyzed. It came back with four main components. Bacon, Chocolate, Coffee & Crazy.

Instead of lol , why don t you try LOLWKASF? "Laughing Out Loud While Keeping A Straight Face."

Between Facebook texting, tweeting and email, I haven’t spoken a word in the last 3 years.

I ve decided I d like to get to know you all a lot better. Let s start with banking information.

Dear stupid automatic toilet flush. I wasn t done yet and I don t appreciate getting my ass wet.

you`re sorry ? that`s cool. go write a book about it and let someone who actually cares read it.

Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones ,,, try a different one each day ;)

I’m the person that the more you complain about me, the harder I’ll try to annoy you.

I try to avoid things that make me fat ...... Like weighing scales , mirrors , photographs ... :P

According to my parents, every problem has only one solution, "Just throw away the damn phone" :p

``Stalking`` is such a strong word; I like to look at it as ``Intense research on an individual``