when a package says "Easy open" i end up using scissors, knives, a hammer, gun and a laser blade.

When I’m ignoring a phone call, the phone seems to ring far longer than usual.... o.O xP xD

I asked GOD to protect me frm my evil enemies and suddenly I started losing Facebook Friends.. :P

Best quote of this generation....
"Oh God give me patience but plz hurry up".......:D

I am sure I have a defective iphone, I keep pressing the home button and I’m still at work.

God made us all different. But when he got to China he thought, "Okay. Copy, paste, copy, paste..

Making faces to a random baby when their parents aren t looking. like if you have ever done this.

Friend: OMG was that lightning?
Me: Nooo... they re taking pictures for google earth.

That awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and you end up walking in the same direction.

I am sure I have a defective iphone, I keep pressing the home button and I’m still at work.

Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make a bad person.

That Awkward Moment when you still don`t understand someone after saying "what?" multiple times...

Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.

Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make a bad person.

I don’t believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt. LOLz