Dear LOL and Hmmmm,
Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say. :

There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.

I parked my Car in front of the board which said FINE FOR PARKING, I said, Ok... Fine :-)

Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.

I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest AWESOME hair.

I ve always wondered what I sound like to People who don t speak the same language as me.

I don t like people who buy gym memberships just to walk on a treadmill. WALKING IS FREE.

The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children

Today, I realized that.... If you run full speed, The automatic doors won t open in time.

We all have that stupid friend on facebook who ruins your status with their shit comment.

I m Not Sad For Being Single Rather I m Thinking Of Her Who Is Single Because Of Me... :p

When a girl ends a conversation with, " K BYE" you can be certain you just pissed her off.

I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!

If someone texts “K.”, just reply “L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z”.

I m pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.