A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all of your keys at once...

I don t like to think myself as Special I like to think myself as limited edition. :p

Dude she has a BF".... " Yeah so? Soccer has a goalie, doesn t mean you can t score" :p

There is always that one person you want to punch for no reason everytime you see them.

Laughing is the best medicine but if you are laughing for no reason, you need medicine.

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, If I die next Tuesday.

There is always that one person you want to punch for no reason everytime you see them.

Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook, not everyone wants to see you HAPPY. :p

I have a Impudent neighbor Knocking on my door at 2AM He s lucky I was in a drum lesson

When ur GF blocks u on fb...
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Its called an electronic divorce.

Officer to drunk boy : "How high are you?" Drunk Boy: No officer, its "Hi! How are you?"

If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become
Sunny Deol :P:D:P :D

There’s no panic like trying to press `End Call` when you make an accidental call.

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.

If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my butt!