The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited” :)

A piece of French toast that was partially eaten by Justin Timberlake sold on eBay!!

I think all woman can agree that bigger is better. Nobody wants a small bank account

I can t stand seeing a girl get played. DON T YOU KNOW THAT S HOW HOES ARE CREATED?!

A mans biggest mistake is giving another man the opportunity to make his woman smile

My favourite type of people are the relatives who give me bucks when they leave. :D

Why do old people with no teeth always look like they’re chewing something? :p

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited” :)

I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something :)

Admit it, you listen to other strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion.

I hate when I m about to HUG someone really Sexy..... and my face hits the mirror. :p

A great many people have a soldier s stomach - everything they eat goes to the front.

Friend: "Does this outfit make me look fat?" Me: "NO, your fat makes you look fat!!!"

I love rumors. I always find out amazing things about myself that I never knew about.

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.