M 0 N E Y cAn t bUy L 0 / E ,
tHaT S WhY PeOpLe sTeAl H E A R T S !!

The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough ;)

We all have someone s phone number in our phone and they have no idea we have it!

26 missed calls from Dad: Lol, whatever.
1 missed call from Mum: Fuck

I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough ;)

"Hey Mario!!! Remember me?!?! I wasted my childhood saving your girlfriend......"

When i die, i want my tombstone to have free WiFI, so people visit more often. :D

waiting alone in the car; Everyone outside automatically becomes a rapist…

When I have kids, I`ll make them watch 2016 movie and tell them I survived that..

you got with me because you liked me for who i was, so stop trying to change me..

Taking revenge is wrong… very very wrong… But very very fun…

I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough ;)

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

I wish we can Google . . .
how a certain person feels about us..... :D