My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol

Whoever said "money can’t buy happiness" didn’t know where to shop.

The awkward moment when you tickle someone, and then they`re not even ticklish.

The worst thing you could ever do to a woman is compare her with another woman.

When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep he

Happy Birthday to all the people who were born today :D... Enjoiee ur party..!!

If a girl s argument ends with her saying "Fine" ... trust me, nothing is fine.

I ve always wondered why W is called Double U, when it s clearly Double V... :P

Mind Over Matter If You Ain t On My Mind, You Don t Matter ¯\_(ツ)_

Do you ever start writing a status and half way through you re just like... nah

Have you notice that all people in favour of birth control are already born. :p

Think twice before you speak, you d be able to say something more Insulting. :p

Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.

I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.

My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz