You cannot taste me until you undress me.
Sincerely , Banana o_o

"Bhai, career bana le, girlfriend khud ban jaati h", is apparently the trick.

That awkward moment when someone is watching you take a picture of yourself...

I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.

Friend: "Omg, your parents are so nice!" ... You: "It`s because you`re here.."

I am not feeling lazy actually, I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing..

Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places

I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.

If at first you don’t succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.

Who else buys birthday cards right before the party and signs them in the car?

The only crush left in life, after getting married is
Candy Crush

Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.

You can never really say whats on your mind, when your family is on Facebook ;)