You can never really say whats on your mind, when your family is on Facebook ;)

I love cakes and cakes love me back
perfect relation happy ending :)

Why`s NASA never sent a woman to the Moon? Because it doesn`t need cleaning yet.

People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world. x)

Bitch also stands for beautiful, intelligent, talented and charming human being.

Bitch also stands for beautiful, intelligent, talented and charming human being.

Women want everything from one man and Man want only one thing from every Women.

The awkward moment when you enter someone s house and think.. WTF is that smell?

My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. Lolz

India me Jitne Gharo me Electricity ati hai usse zyada to Electric Engineers hai

My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz

If I got paid to write witty funny statuses I would not be typing this right now

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

2 Cows in a field, first cow says MOO, second cow says...dude, you read my mind!

With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.