Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Dear mom and dad,
When I lie to you, it s for your own good. :P

After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy

Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters..

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza. x)

One good thing about music,
when it hits you, you feel no pain.

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters..

Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they will leave you too. Sincerely, ORKUT

I broke up with my cross eyed girlfriend today, she was seeing someone else

Dear Microsoft word, please understand - my name is NOT a spelling mistake!