3 AM my cell is ringing...hey there you asleep?? No I’m Skydiving.

The awkward moment when the guy dont know english and types "Hi Gays!" :P

Winter as Hell - I ordered a pizza and the messenger comes with a Jet ...

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture :)

I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

I may be old enough to know better, but I am STILL young enough to DO IT..

The last time someone told me I looked hot, it was 102 degrees outside. :p

I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs…

I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs…

When people try to bring you down, it just means you’re above them..

Hating is an emotional disease. So, for those who hate me . Get well soon

I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours

Facebook rule #1: If I’m not in it, don’t tag me in your photo

When you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.."

I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.