Imagine how freaked out the first human must of been on the first sneeze.

The awkward moment when someone fatter than you gives you dieting advice.

No one has crush on me.
I am too strong to be crushed. ( ._.)

I`m not single. I`m in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.

My wallet is like an onion...
When I open it, it makes me cry

You copied my answers... How the hell did you get a higher grade than me?

PIZZA is s0 c0nfusing,,-Square b0x,,-R0und Pizza-,,-Triangle Slices =P =D

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

There are only two kinds of people in this world: Doctors and Patients :)

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.

I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. :) :D

No one has crush on me.
I am too strong to be crushed. ( ._.)

Pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens for Pizza emergencies

If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.