If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.

Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots..

If people have a problem with u, always remember, it is THEIR problem..

I’m Not Arguing. I’m Simply Explaining Why I’m Right.

I don t like people driving fast..that s the reason I overtake them....

Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.

If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking :)

GoD , EvErY DaY FaCeBoOk cHaNgEs iTs sTyLe , It iS LiKe a fEmAlE NoW ;)

CoNtRoL YoUr AnGeR bEcAuSe iT Is jUsT OnE LeTtEr aWaY FrOm D AnGeR :)

It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry :)

Instead of finding the right man, concentrate on becoming a right woman.

"IF MONEY GROW ON TREES,
GIRLS WOULDN T MIND DATING MONKEYS"

I’m not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.

When I was born I was so surprised, I didnt talk for a year and a half..

If common sense is so common why is there so many people with out it? :p