You’re beautiful! :) until your Photoshop 30 day trial expires.

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :D

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, i am afraid of widths.

ThErE S OnLy oNe tHiNg i wAnT To cHaNgE AbOuT YoU , yOuR LaSt nAmE ;)

We all have a friend who never has a fucking clue of what s going on.

Sometimes you just need some space.

To fart.

I saw a shampoo with the title: "Rich-looking" So I washed my purse .

"But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they`d bring you back."

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :D

Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is "What is C2H5OH?".

Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, & my alarm clock is the police.

I might look calm... but in my head I ve killed you three times. :D :D

God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China :)

,,,is lost in thoughts ,,,the damn place doesn t have any signposts ;)