They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry?

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

How to sleep faster: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom.

You fake your smile daily, then judge people for getting a fake tan.

I always learn from the mistake of others who take my Advice..!! ;-)

I m all for change as long as it doesn t directly affect my routine.

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?

The moment of shame when an automatic door doesn t open for you :P :D

Work is worship,,, but i m an athies. so Leave it Buddy chillaaxxxxxx

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :D

Pillow fights: Man vs Women=Fun, Women vs Women=Cool, Man vs Man= Gay

H.A.T.E.R.S. : Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success

Don t talk about yourself so much... we ll do that when you leave. :p

I’m not 40, I’m eighteen with 22 years experience…