That awkward moment when you realize you were talking to yourself.

Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back

Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat :)

My Haters Are So nice,They Keep Thinking About Me All The Time. :P

If you don t like what I am wearing... Feel free to undress me! :p

"Dude! He just called you a thief!" "Oh HELL NO, hold his wallet!"

That awkward moment when you realize you were talking to yourself.

The awkward moment when you know you shouldn`t laugh, but you do..

that mini heart attack you get when you miss a step on the stairs.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

Tequila won t fix your problems, but it s definitely worth a shot.

Who says nothing is impossible. I ve been doing nothing for years.

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.