You were beautiful until your Photoshop 30 days trial expired :P

Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog s proposal.:P

I m Pretty sure my prayers go directly to God s spam folder...!!

A Pizza is Just a Paratha That Went Abroad For Higher Education.

Tired of everyone talking about their feelings on Facebook lol..

When your teacher says, "Get out" it means you won the argument.

I feel my phone vibrate sometime even when it s not in my pocket

Forever alone dudes with great sense of humor are hilla-rious .

All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

A lazy person is the one who can turn a call into a missed call.

A lazy person is the one who can turn a call into a missed call.

The awkward moment when you realize you texted the wrong person.

We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D

That Awkward Moment when a GPS tells a gay person to go straight.

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn t love her.