We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap.

The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage..

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage..

When you sneeze, all your bodily functions stop, even your heart.

We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D

I hate when my mind wont shut up when I’m trying to sleep..

When I was a kid, I used to wake up early just to watch cartoons.

Hi, I m a wink face, and I can make anything you say sound sexual

You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.

that awkward moment after you call your girlfriend the wrong name

Why can’t shampoo and conditioner run out at the same time?

That awkward moment when you can t decide if you are happy or sad

Facebook has a problem , you can t "like" anymore , Try and see !

The best way to make people remember you? Borrow money from them.