‎80% Of boys have girlfriends... Rest of 20% have brain. . .

I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming a classic..

My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business.

Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog s proposal.:P

I m Pretty sure my prayers go directly to God s spam folder...!!

I m Pretty sure my prayers go directly to God s spam folder...!!

When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm. m

I really want a lipstick for my ex-wife, one that really sticks!

That one minute party you have when the teacher leaves the room.

Some people just need a hug... around their neck... with a rope.

I haven’t slept for ten days, bcoz that would be too long.

When you re having fun you don t care about how stupid you look.

You dont realise how many clothes you have, until you wash them.

You dont realise how many clothes you have, until you wash them.

I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet.