I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :)

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.

There is always a little truth behind every "I m kidding". :p

I was good at math ... until they mixed the alphabet into it.

The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.

Dude! He just called you a thief! Oh HELL NO, hold his wallet!

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out !!!

Nice lines by a lover; the nxt grl i ll luv wil b our daughte

"I am single, because i haven t found someone who deserves ME"

Hye Babe... I m blind, can I read your T-shirt in BRAILLE? O_o

Don’t worry there is always a dumber person than you. :p

Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain…

A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.

That awkward moment when you are actually pulling a push door.