What insensitive jerk called it a "lisp" and not a "lithp"?

A gud girlfriend saves 20 GB of disk space on your compute

Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :)

Only fools fall in love and I guess I’m one of them :)

Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.

Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi. :P

You`re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.

I don t always have time to study... but when I do, I don t.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn t it

We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :)

I really want a lipstick for my wife, one that really sticks!

I really wanna work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun ;)

Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.